A Letter to Barack Obama Concerning Coal

Dear Mr. Barack Obama,

Coal has no future. Not in America, not in China, not on this planet. I’ve argued against people who say that you are an regular politician disguised in eloquent phrasings, however your unbending commitment to coal makes me question your integrity. Anyone with half a mind can see that coal is, and always will be, a dirty non-renewable monster. It was a valuable resource way back when, but we are not living in when we are living in now. So please look around you and see that in order to do what is right for our country and our planet you must move forward towards that inevitable admission that coal is, and will forever more be, a dark black plume of smoke clouding our eyes.